The Octopus: An eight legged invertebrate with the highest of intellect crushes everything that crosses its path. Recent reports show that the following have been or will soon be crushed by the Octopus: great white sharks, giant squid, the douche bag from the Subway commercials, the loch ness monster (yes it did exist until it was crushed by The Octopus), Seth Rogan, skanks who request top 40, George W. Bush, DJ’s who use beat matching software, your mother, the US economy, both of your sisters, your girlfriend, your girlfriend’s sister, and even your grandmother. The Octopus does not negotiate, nor does it discriminate. Recent Releases
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